Take One for the Country
“Horny US soldiers heading overseas are apparently being given an a-rousing send off — by single girls offering no-strings sex. An army of sexy women say they have been organising gatherings at bars and pubs near to military bases for soldiers who fancy a bonk. The girls claim to organise the missionary missions beforehand with military precision through website www.takeoneforthecountry.com… The 26-year-old creator of Operation Take One For The Country, Kelly Donough, said in an interview on the site: ‘I think there are a lot of gals out there that want to do something for the country, they may or may not support some aspects of foreign policy, but they want to feel like they contribute or make a difference. And this is a fun way to do it … so to speak. The men go off into harms way gratified, and because the organisation is covert, they get the boost in ego thinking that they scored on their own attributes, they ship out relaxed and confident, with a distinct impression of a grateful nation behind them’.” — Daily Sun (UK)
(Thanks to alanr for the link.)
It’s no secret that war is as much about sex as it is about politics — in fact, for soldiers it is probably more about sex than about politics. In his fascinating memoir of the first war in Iraq, Anthony Swofford writes about how the lure of sex in exotic lands plays a large part in inspiring many guys to enlist. New Guys dream of geishas — and if they can’t get those, then they’re perfectly content to discover the power of the American dollar in two-bit third-world strip joints. There’s just something irresistible about getting a blowjob for a buck.
And when you can’t find teenage prostitutes willing to go down for a dollar, there’s always that other perk of war: rape. Sometimes the local lovelies are subject to random assault, other times they are conscripted into “joy division” units. Either way, battalions of hard-ass danger-crazy testosterone timebombs can’t seem to help themselves from making sex one of the spoils of war. Call it libidinal looting.
And that’s where a volunteer effort like Take One for the Country comes in. What a great idea! Maybe if it were even more common for women to donate otherwise under-utilized vaginal resources to the war effort, soldiers wouldn’t violate the Geneva Conventions quite so frequently. The jury is still out on the exact causes behind the S&M psychodrama to which the military has subject certain detainees in Iraq — but if it wasn’t at the behest of Military Intelligence, and if it was just the individual expression of personal weirdnesses, then maybe a little nookie would have helped to prevent the situation. After all, which would you rather do — get a little bit of what Take One for the Country is offering? Or put a dog collar on a naked detainee and ride him around like a mule?
dude, it’s a COED military………..
strange stuff aplenty
reeeel strange
Don’t these women realize that the soldiers that they are “pleasing” can get into serious trouble for this??? As a soldier’s wife, I am thoroughly disgusted that this is happening. I mean, come on! Have we not heard of STD’s??? What if one of these women have one, but don’t know it yet?!? The soldiers who sleep with her run a chance of catching whatever it is she has, and then they will get a VERY dishonorable discharge! I’ve seen it happen…not only were they sleeping with someone they’re not married to, but if they get an STD, that’s damaging government property!This is sick and wrong, and not at all patriotic! There are much better ways to support our troops than this!
I am an attractive 34-year-old white male and I would like to volunteer my time to any female service members in the Dallas area (and surrounding cities) that will be deploying overseas.
Appearance (i.e. race, age, size, build, marital status) is not an issue with me because I would like to offer my services to any woman who has the guts to serve our country.
She need not worry about her appearance at all because she will be treated like a lady and I will be happy to do anything that she may want of me (i.e. drawing a hot and romantic bath, full body massage, or whatever else she may require).
I will offer one discreet encounter per woman. Due to my hectic work schedule the best time for me is on Sundays between noon and 7:00pm. We can either meet at her place or a hotel.
Please feel free to contact me via email and I will be happy to accommodate any and all requests as soon as humanly possible.
This is NOT a form of prostitution because this is 100% free of charge. I am also not some horny sex craved lunatic (unless I’m requested to be one LOL). I just want to give these brave women a night to remember before they put their lives on the line for our country.
Johnny
It’s just a hoax. Probably someone trying to get laid, make a buck off of shirts, or both.
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