Fruits, Vegetables, Hookers
“City officials on Friday shut down a two-family home they said was doubling as a brothel and makeshift market for produce and pornography. When police arrived Friday, they found shelves packed with shriveled onions, garlic gloves, rotting mangoes and bananas. A scale hung over an empty cash register. Movies and Latin CDs lined the walls and pornographic videos were tucked behind a curtain. Inside three small bedrooms, tables were topped with sexual paraphernalia. ‘We’re trying to figure out what part everybody played. I’ve never seen anything like this,’ Police Lt. J. D. Smith told the New Haven Register. Police had met with the residents Thursday night. But when investigators arrived at the home Friday, they said the business operators had cleared out with about 20 bags of rice and chicken parts.” — 1010Wins.com (US)
How many times have you found yourself wandering the produce aisle with your shopping cart, stocking up on healthful fruits and nutritious vegetables, and yet you’ve felt as though — well, as though something’s missing? There you are at a convenient store that bills itself as a one-stop shop for all your needs, and yet there is one need — possibly your most dire need — that you just can’t satisfy without making a separate stop somewhere. How truly convenient it would be, you think to yourself, if there were some place that you could buy bananas — and chiqitas too. How truly convenient it would be if there were a single store where melons referred to two types of things you can put in your mouth — only one of which is a fruit.
Why not? Consolidation and cross-marketing have been the name of the game in retail merchandising for some time now. These days you can buy electronics at bookstores and books at cafes. Wal-Mart and Target sell just about everything — so why shouldn’t they also sell the one thing you really want? Why shouldn’t delis sell damsels? Why shouldn’t brothels sell bananas? Husbands might even be willing to do the grocery shopping if they knew they could get a handjob in the produce aisle.
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