From the Strip Bar to the Farm
“A 63-year-old Neillsville man has been charged with sexual gratification with an animal. Harold G. Hart… is facing four misdemeanor charges — sexual gratification, disorderly conduct and two counts of obstructing an officer. Hart told police he’s been having sex with calves for between one and two years at the farm… According to the criminal complaint, the family installed a motion detector on Jan. 22 because they routinely had seen footprints and vehicle tracks. At about 4 a.m. the following morning, a sensor sounded, and Hart was caught leaving the barn. He said he used a bathroom in the barn and claimed he had never been there before. However, on Jan. 28 Hart admitted to police he routinely stopped at the farm, usually after bar closing or on trips to strip clubs near Marshfield or Neillsville. Hart told police he had sex with heifers before 1963, when he went into the service, and resumed about a year ago at the farm. He admitted to using a rope to tie calves around the neck and estimated having gone to the farm ‘at least 50 times.’ He always went alone and would sometimes go to the farm two to four times in a week, while other times avoiding it for weeks. A statement by Hart said he never had sex with animals while maintaining a relationship with a girlfriend or his wife. Hart never took anything or intentionally damaged the barn.” —Marshfield News-Herald (US)
This is an unusually rich bestiality story — rich in detail and therefore in resonance. It gives you back story (the perp groping cows before going into the military), mystery and suspense (the family wondering who’s visiting their farm in the middle of the night), present-day action (you can almost see a pickup truck gliding into the driveway, the man getting out, tying a rope around a calf’s neck, dropping his pants), climax (the motion detector goes off, somebody gets up and calls the police), denouement (the perp confesses). There’s even a sort of moral to the story, which would be that once you know a carnal pleasure, once you give in to a temptation, odds are that sooner or later you’ll give in to it again. Smoke one joint, you’ll probably smoke more. Cheat on your spouse once, you’ll probably cheat more. Screw one animal, you’ll probably screw more — even if there’s an intervening period of some forty years.
And can anyone doubt that in the little hamlet of Neillsville, righteous citizens will soon connect the dots between Mr. Hart’s excursions to strip bars and his proclivity for cow sex? That’s another scene in this movie — a hue and a cry about how those nasty bars over on Highway H encourage all sorts of deviant behavior. Why, today it’s bestiality, who knows what it’ll be tomorrow? Maybe the boys’ll turn gay or go in for dead bodies or sumthin’.
Now maybe folks’ll stop the sheepherder jokes.
Now maybe folks’ll stop the sheepherder jokes.
Now maybe folks’ll stop the sheepherder jokes.
Sheep are better than heifers any day. Calves are great for bjs, but give me a sheep or doe goat in my bed over a smelly cow.
I’M FROM NEILLSVILLE AND I USED TO GO TO THE SAME STRIP CLUB THAT GUY DID. HE’D ALWAYS GO THERE BEFORE STOPPING OUT AT THE FARM LATER. I ALWAYS CARRY MY CB RADIO WITH ME WHERE EVER I GO. ONE NIGHT I WAS AT “THE CLUB” AND MY RADIO WENT OFF, SAYING A COUPLE OF COWS HAD ESCAPED FROM A NEARBY FARM. I RAN OUT TO TRY TO HELP CAPTURE THEM. WHEN I RAN BY THIS GUYS TRUCK I SAW ONE COW JUMPING UP AND DOWN IN THE BACK AND ANOTHER COW IN THE FRONT SEAT, BLOWING THE HORN !! WAAAA HA HA HAAAAAAAA !!!!
In Bartlett we use condoms while performing sex with animals. He should of used one.
I enjoy holding on to dear ole Betsy, when she is lactating the juices are oh so much better.
I really think animals enjoy this. I want to please them.
In Ooltewah we prefer Bulls so we can at least give them a reach around. Heck, the bull needs to get his too!!!
Phillip and I get together with his dog Lucky and we have a threesome. I do not think it would be fun with a cow in bed.
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