Are You Sure You Want To Remove That?
“An Indian businessman born with two penises wants one of them removed surgically as he wants to marry and lead a normal sexual life, a newspaper report said Saturday. The 24-year-old man from the northern state of Uttar Pradesh admitted himself to a New Delhi hospital this week with an extremely rare medical condition called penile duplication or diphallus, the Times of India said. ‘Two fully functional penes is unheard of even in medical literature. In the more common form of diphallus, one organ is rudimentary,’ the newspaper quoted a surgeon as saying. The surgery was expected to be challenging as both organs were well-formed and full blood supply to the retained penis had to be ensured to allow it to function normally, he added. The newspaper did not disclose the identity of the man or the hospital to protect the patient’s privacy. There are about 100 such reported cases of diphallus around the world and it is known to occur among one in 5.5 million men, the newspaper said. It is caused by the failure of the mesodermal bands in the embryo to fuse properly. The mesodermal bands are one of three primary layers of the embryo from which several body parts are formed.” — Reuters (US)
(Thanks to Furpo for the link.)
This is a rarity wrapped in a miracle — to be born with two penes is rare enough, but to have them both “fully functional” is miraculous. Of course, the article does not specify quite what “fully functional” means. When the guy urinates, does liquid come from each penis? When he ejaculates, does he spew from each penis? If so, does it double his pleasure? You can only assume that it doesn’t, since he wants to have a member removed.
The whole story has a fairy tale air about it. You can imagine an evil genie granting a guy a wish, and when he wishes for multiple orgasms the genie endows him with an extra penis. It’s a way of fulfilling the wish literally but at the same time imparting some unasked-for moral lesson — teaching the guy not to be greedy, perhaps.
At any rate, from the vantage point of perversity, there is absolutely nothing perverse about having two penes. It’s like being a hermaphrodite — it’s an abnormality, not a perversion. Then again, if the titles of this and other articles about the case are to be considered — are you sure you want to remove that? — it isn’t perverse to have two organs but it may well be perverse to want to remove one.
Born with two fully functioning penises? The mind boggles at the possibilities: the twins next door, vagina and anal sex at the same time, double-handed masterbation, millions to be made in porno and bar bets….
But alas, as is the habit of men who do not appreciate their blessings, he just wants to “lead a normal (single penis) sexual life” (like the rest of us one-dickers in the world).
This is utterly amazing, a One in 5.5 million occurance.
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